...*sighs* It seems that Itachi is always learning things a little too late.

I can picture the scene before this...

Kisame: *sparkles next to itachi, feeling he did really good on this mission*
Itachi:...*glances at him, then sighs*....What?
Kisame: *glitter glitter* Itachi..since I did so well on this mission...can I have a hug? *big happy/wondering face*
Itachi:.......*sighs*..if you'll stop glittering..sure.
*silence for about five minutes*
Itachi: *slowly turns around* Kisame..I said you could-O_O *sees Kisame in mid-air*...Shit

..and yeah...needless to say Kisame never gets a hug again. Kisame bitches and whines, Itachi threatens to use his sharingan, doesn't work because Kisame likes the ideas of thousands of itachi's, and itachi therefore throws kisame off a cliff.

...Doesn't work though..since there's an ocean at the bottom..so Kisame comes back and bothers Itachi, nagging-

...I'm off topic, aren't I?

Anyway...this is another random idea...that popped into my head and made me draw it...kind of like that Commando picture.
Refernce not used for either people....itachi's little blob body looks like it's trying to escape....but not even his ninja skills will be able to save that poor fucker's ass.

Drawn/Doodled on Paint.Colored as well.

Itachi and Kisame (c) Their creator dude

.....Ah...itachi's sweet face of impending doom delights me so..